26 November 2007

Destroy All Humans!

Sometimes the human race frustrates and infuriates me so, that the only way to find peace is to become a nasty little alien with a penchant for sarcasm. Then, I can fly in my spaceship over cities, setting fire to buildings with my ray gun and completely destroying the cityscape with my sonic boom. Once landed, I love to take on human form and collect brain stems.

Sigh. If only it wasn't just a playstation game.

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